I am the very model of the modern major general

I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

Whew, that’s been stuck in my head for the last two days! I hope I got it out by putting [it] here. There is a cure for songs-stuck-in-your-head disease. It is the strongest medicine, so I only use it as [a] last resort. It comes to us from Sesame Street. It is the Mah Na Mah Na Song. Be very careful how you use it. Once you start singing it, the other song in your head gets knocked right out on that first “Mah”. If you’re not careful, you will be stuck singing mah na mah na, doo doooo duh doo doo for weeks. Uh oh.

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